He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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