I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
im holly from the hills drunk
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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