I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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