Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
how does that bad decision feel?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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