That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
