Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
