Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
