I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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