That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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