The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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