therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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