Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
