Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
