I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Floor bacon is actually really good
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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