so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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