Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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