I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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