He disabled his match.com account in front of me
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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