Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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