where does the pee come out of this thing
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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