their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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