She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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