he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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