i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We have so much sex to catch up on
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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