we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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