I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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