They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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