I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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