4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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