It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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