dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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