at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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