oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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