put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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