I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Welp...herpes.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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