I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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