but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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