She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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