"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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