I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
