Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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