I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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