my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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