McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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