As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
smell my finger.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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