I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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