Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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