wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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