We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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