she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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