Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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